Now where oh where did that Raindeer go? "I clearly left a ticket on him saying just visiting please do not remove"
Santa huffed and puffed and stamped his feet outside in the snow.
I suppose it could have been those damned traffic wardens, but I don't think any kind of Tow truck would work on Rudolph.
Perhaps the security guards objected but since he was carrying his naughty and nice list with him, it seems unlikely unless of course the all wanted coal this Christmas 🎄 😉
... and since all cars are electric now, that wouldn't be much used to them.
No there was only one reasonable explanation. They knicked him. Some miserable scroat stole him. Well Santa happened to know that he was full because he personally filled him with carrots, mince pies and Coco. With an added sprinkle of the magic flying dust in his pocket that made Rudolph a rocket 🚀
Sure enough as he walked back into the building with his hat on, he heard the unmistakable banging like fireworks over head. Santa smilled to himself as he had a good slug of Brandy in his Coco!
"Serves them right he thought and as he climbed into bed, helped by his elves of course, Rudolph came crashing through the wall in a green cloud.
The final laugh it turns out was Rudolphs since as Santa lit his cigar, there was a loud explosion and his trousers were blown off his legs, leaving nasty scorching on his legs and his white pants on fire. Santa moved over to the bath and lowered himself into the water. A jet of steam issued from his pants and after putting on a towel, he snuggled up in bed like a pig in blanket.... zzzz
As usual he dreampt about food all night whilst Rudolph busied himself eating his green socks directly off his feet 😃 🎅 😴 💤
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